Wilma is the creation of a Pacific Northwest writer.

And just who is this Pacific Northwest writer, you ask? Well, aren’t you just the nosiest little Miss Parker. Oh well. For some crazy reason, I guess you just feel the need to pry.

Well, all right then, missy, but fair is fair. How about you tell me a little something about yourself, and I’ll think about spilling some of my beans your way. Capisce??

Good. Now that we’re on the same page, if you’ve still got the itch, here’s where to send your impertinent little questions: wilmas.skillet@gmail.com.

What, you thought I was going to give you my home phone, or something? Well I’ll tell you what, Snoop E. Lewis, I’m not fresh off the back of a turnip truck. Maybe next time.

Heck, I might even let you come on over to my house, but you gotta bring dessert.